A True Story of Love, Deception, Attempted Murder, Lies and Legal Robbery
How to Steal a
Million Dollars
and get away with it!
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Last updated 9th August 2025
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BIO
Just a little about myself,
My name is Carl David George Butcher, and I was born in Auckland, New Zealand, in 1972. It was a pretty normal start to a life that would start fantastically and, eventually, would take a turn for the worse.
Even though my immigrant parents had little money, when they arrived in New Zealand to start a new life, I was still afforded a happy childhood, doing the normal things that children do. As I got older, I worked hard at different jobs until I ended up working for the Navy, based at Kauri Point. I have always been, and shall remain so, a law-abiding citizen never drinking and no abuse of drugs of any kind. I Just worked and worked hard.
I purchased my first home when I was 20 years of age, without any assistance, and added onto that home a separate Bachelor pad. You could say that all was going well in my world, making money, had my own property and a great job until it all disappeared in a single phone call!
My story, which will soon be available on audio book and other formats, will be available for purchase through this site soon, and tells how everything I ever worked for, including two large farms, properties and money, was STOLEN LEGALLY. It will be supported by legal documentation to prove my case and hopefully, at the very least, it will serve as a warning to others, so that they may not suffer the same fate as myself.
DISCLAIMER. This book is NOT meant as a textbook on how to steal a million dollars, but, hopefully, will open the eyes of the legal system currently in place that is allowing legal robbery to occur. I pray my story will change laws and, God forbid, stop this from happening to anyone else.